I went to the Gun Show today - and my biceps were no where to be seen.
That's right. A real gun show with real people, real mullets, real odors, and real nice lookin' sets of tooth.
Wow, Tampa. I thought you were better than that. Nonetheless, I went to support my dad who has recently taken a fascination with guns.
It was like a Republican convention only no good looking women whatsoever....wait, same thing.
I literally got asked, "Hey man, you need a machine gun?" I mean, is there ever a day when I NEED a machine gun?
One kid was looking to buy a samurai sword and after deciding to keep browsing, bowed and gracefully handed the thing back with honor - good thing he's got honor because I know one thing he'll never get.
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